07 May 2007

Food for Thought

  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Drink 'til (s)he's cute, but stop before the wedding.
  • Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • He who hesitates is probably right.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory.

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